imlizy:

thops when i tell him he’ll need to make it.. worth my while… if he wants the glintstone key

sanguivor:

I found out my phone can make pngs and im going to throw up laughing at this one of my bf’s cat

sharkgirldick:

sharkgirldick:

Getting my girlfriend knightpreg and when she delivers you hear a muffled “Tally ho!” and the baby rides out of her pussy fully armored riding a foal.

This post does NOT deserve 200 notes.

gutsygills:

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

pointnclick:

always so scary to see a placw you’ve been irl online. like what are you doing on here

froody:

frogwknife:

froody:

haggard from her battle (psychologically terrorizing my mom’s golden retriever for hours) the warrior (inbred 9 pound cat) cautiously trods towards the celebratory banquet (Rae Dunn bowl full of kibble)

This cat looks like the fucked up garfield plushie

thank you. she is.

geek-ramblings:

senatortedcruz:

depsidase: